So We Meet Again World.

I am a speck, you are a speck. We are all specks of dust in this vast universe. Human cultures have not lasted nearly as long as human life has existed on this planet. We live in a world that naturally practices checks and balances as well as constant recycling. And you know what we […]

I Had a Dream Last Night…

That Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, and Glenn Beck were subsequently murdered. And it was a fantastic dream because it felt as if journalists could finally take back the media. And then of course I woke up. I know, I know — it’s awful to dream about someone being murdered. I really do hope the day […]

Douche Bags of the Day

*Warning: The following comments may make you want to punch a kitten. A couple of members of our insane fine establishment believe that we, the taxpayers, should use our taxpayer money to help clean up the Gulf of Mexico. Here’s the quote: “”It is generally not the practice of this country to change the laws […]

Why Your Daughter Should Not Watch Television

Little girls are officially screwed. They have absolutely no role models. Even their own mothers (I’m looking at you Shauna Sand) nowadays aren’t fit to be role models. Why pop culture — why do you have to sexualize girls at a younger and younger age??? Exhibit A: Heidi Montag. Net worth: $7.5 million Don’t tell […]