Mainstream Music Makes You Dumb

Finally, something I can’t really argue about that makes me feel like a genius today. Some guy with a PhD named Virigil Griffiths recently discovered something miraculous in his research: Beyonce fans are stupid. So are Lil Wayne fans. And just about anyone else who follows mainstream pop/hip-hop culture. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t […]

Everyone Still Hates Bush

  Especially Muntadhar al-Zaidi. If you don’t know who that is, I will familiarize you with two words: shoe thrower. The Iraqi journalist was recently sentenced to three years in prison this past week. His crime: throwing two lovely shoes at Former President Bush. Have we all wanted to do that ourselves at one point or […]

No Cussing?!

I used to live on the westcoast. Well, northwest — but I have a pretty decent understanding of Los Angeles. And if I were to live in LA, I would have decapitated several people by now just because of the traffic. But instead of facing a lengthy jail sentence, I would probably just cuss people […]