So I thought about blogging during the election, but I decided that was overkill and I’d rather just watch TV. It all started out with Kentucky going for McCain (big surprise there) but then all of a sudden things started happening that I thought I’d never see. Like FLORIDA becoming blue!! And New Mexico, and Ohio!! I can’t believe I’ve been waiting for this moment for eight years!!!!
However, Obama has to deal with the dried up shit W left behind. You know, the kind of shit you might find in your house that one of your pets laid while you were gone that you didn’t know about…and you decide to look for something or whatever and you run right into it…and it’s dry like it’s been there forever and it’s all stuck in the carpet…wait, where am I going with this?
Also if you don’t already know, amendment 2 passed in Florida. That might sound okay for all you anti-gay marriage folks, but this amendment affects straight people as well. So now, if you have a significant other in the hospital with little or no family — you can’t visit them in the hospital! Ha! They gotcha! But no really, this is a sad day for the gay community and my condolences go out to them for this tragic loss.
On a lighter note, I salute you PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!!! Protect ya neck!!!
And to all you McCain/Palin voters (well, the really mean ones) — now you see how it feels!!!!! We’ve dealt with this shit for 8 YEARS too many! Let go of your bullshit and unite with us during this historic time. And black people, give your white friend a hug today. They love you. Oh, and hug your Cuban friends too 😉
Okay, I’m totally over this post now…I need an ibuprofen BADLY…