A Vote for McCain is a Vote for Terrorism

So my friend Missy sent me a very interesting article about John McCain. You know how he drags his pepaw ass around and talks about how Obama is favored by terrorists? Well, it turns out that McCain will need the support of terrorist groups to win. Hmm, I guess that’s the definition of irony. Anyway, here’s an excerpt from the Washington Post:

‘“Al-Qaeda will have to support McCain in the coming election,” said a commentary posted Monday on the extremist Web site al-Hesbah, which is closely linked to the terrorist group. It said the Arizona Republican would continue the “failing march of his predecessor,” President Bush.’

After I read that I almost pissed my pants! And also, it wouldn’t be good for Obama to win because he doesn’t represent the traditional white male ‘colonial oppressors.’ So basically if Obama WINS, then the terrorists will have nothing to BLOW UP. Again, if Obama wins, the terrorists will chill the fuck out. But of course, there are downsides…

So al-Qaeda’s new dumbass bullshit tactic is to try and blow some shit up here in the US right before the election to scare voters into voting for McCain. Attacks would be focused on Pennsylvania, Florida and Virginia. I swear that these are the only men in the world that absolutely LOVE drama. They need to hit some Afghan Kush and chill out…don’t burn anymore opium fields for their sake!

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