The Feds are currently searching for a 65-year old man named Johnny Boone aka The Godfather of Grass of the Cornbread Mafia, famous in the late 1980s (Reaganite era) and once lead the world’s largest domestic Marijuana ring. Great man. He was seized over 20 years ago for having 200 tons of Marijuana! I’m shaking with happiness while I type this! Now, the dirty Feds want to rack him up on new charges — for even smaller amounts. Amounts small enough to put his ass in jail for a long time 😦
But luckily, the Pepaw is a very beloved man by his community and even Maxim magazine. WKLY reports:
“Everybody around here’s got a story about Johnny Boone,” said a man who called himself “Mike.”
“I know he’s done stuff that he’s not supposed to be doing, but I still like him,” said family friend Ann Faye Sallee.
“He’s a hell of a good feller,” said childhood friend Bernie Lay. “And I think it’d damn shame that they railroad the man for few pot plants.”
Some say he looks like a cross between Jerry Garcia and Santa Claus, but Boone’s probably more popular, at least in the drug world. He’s had a write-up in Maxim magazine, and there’s a book in the works.
“He’s probably one of the most well-liked, well-respected fugitives I think we’ve ever dealt with,” said U.S. Marshal Rick McCubbin.”
In 1987, the pepaw and his crew of 73 were captured and sentenced to many decades in Federal Pound Me in the Ass Prison. They were even accused of smuggling the green gold inside of cattle during the cold climates. The hatin’ ass feds also said that the “DEA’s got paper on him, 2,500 plants or so,” said McCubbin. “He’s wanted on a federal warrant, so we don’t have a choice but to attempt to arrest him.”
Boone is currently on the run, and the pepaw is nowhere to be seen (of course). If convicted, he could face up to 600 months in prison. And if anyone decides to be a snitch, there’s a $10,000 reward for that too. But, due to much love for the pepaw, no one wants to cooperate with the Feds:
“The U.S. marshals, if that’s all they got to do, we don’t need no U.S. marshals,” Lay said.
“Got no idea where he is,” Mike said. “If I knew, I wouldn’t tell them anyway. Go, Johnny!”
And I agree. The US Marshal also released a number to contact if you happen to run into the infamous pepaw. But I’m not putting it on this website cause this guy is the shit. RUN BOONE, RUN!!!!!!!