So if any of you care, student elections will be held on October 7th and 8th and voting polls will once again rape invade the campus. But it’s good to vote, so get out there and enjoy the free pizza! However, for those of you that loathe this time of year, I’m going to do you a favor to avoid the harassment by offering some tips.
Tip #1: Do not walk in any of the main hallways. If you need to go to the library, make a shortcut through Starbucks.
Tip #2: Stay the fuck away from the green.
But no, I don’t endorse that! Get out and vote for your fellow Ospreys! After all, you won’t get free pizza in November 😦