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Music Video of the Day October 28, 2008
…because it’s a 90s (Whitney Houston’s ’I Have Nothing’) song sang by 15 year old Filipino prodigy Charice Pempengco. This will blow your ass away!
Vote No On Prop 2! October 28, 2008
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong, according to its opponents:
1) Being gay is not natural
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay.
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior.
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next. I love lamp.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all;
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed
And we can’t let the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our population isn’t out of control, our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children.
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
(Did you know that Jesus never once condemned homosexuality?)
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.
Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
A Vote for McCain is a Vote for Terrorism October 28, 2008
So my friend Missy sent me a very interesting article about John McCain. You know how he drags his pepaw ass around and talks about how Obama is favored by terrorists? Well, it turns out that McCain will need the support of terrorist groups to win. Hmm, I guess that’s the definition of irony. Anyway, here’s an excerpt from the Washington Post:
‘“Al-Qaeda will have to support McCain in the coming election,” said a commentary posted Monday on the extremist Web site al-Hesbah, which is closely linked to the terrorist group. It said the Arizona Republican would continue the “failing march of his predecessor,” President Bush.’
After I read that I almost pissed my pants! And also, it wouldn’t be good for Obama to win because he doesn’t represent the traditional white male ‘colonial oppressors.’ So basically if Obama WINS, then the terrorists will have nothing to BLOW UP. Again, if Obama wins, the terrorists will chill the fuck out. But of course, there are downsides…
So al-Qaeda’s new dumbass bullshit tactic is to try and blow some shit up here in the US right before the election to scare voters into voting for McCain. Attacks would be focused on Pennsylvania, Florida and Virginia. I swear that these are the only men in the world that absolutely LOVE drama. They need to hit some Afghan Kush and chill out…don’t burn anymore opium fields for their sake!
Our World Sucks October 24, 2008
I was hoping to wake up and the election be over…but it’s only October 24th which means I (and all of you) must suffer eleven more days of political torture. Anyway, here are some updates from newsland. Let’s start with the bad.
The Dow is Seriously Sucking this Morning
‘”Art Cashen, director of NYSE floor operations for UBS, took a big-picture view: “What happens over the next dive to eight days will be spoken about for generations.”‘
Traders are nervous. The kind of nervous you feel when you’re about to shit your pants. Stock futures tumbled heavily on Friday, causing panic throughout the markets. Stock futures measure the current index value of future performances. What has happened is that it has fell so low that traders can’t sell — but they can buy. Fear of a recession is global and imminent, even though it’s pretty clear that we’re all screwed. It’s gonna be hell this morning because these people are going to try to sell everything they can…
High school kids Get the HIV
Look out high school musical! There’s a new trend floating around Normandy High School in Normandy, Missouri — AIDS! Ok, I can’t really be funny about this topic, considering they are dumb teenagers. There are as many as fifty kids that have contracted the virus thus far. With word spreading just as fast, many students have become alienated in the district. School officials are confused to how the virus has spread, (why our country ranks last in education I wonder why) but it more than likely has to do with…I dunno…sharing NEEDLES, having INTERCOURSE without PROTECTION…I think you all know where I’m going with this. The school will be conducting HIV tests on all the students — and some have the choice to decline. Yeah, that’s great. You know whose fault it is? That one dumb slut latch-key kid that slept with all the football players. And that bitch has the right to decline and maybe switch schools. Or maybe it’s some jerk-off that doesn’t believe in condoms. I say, test all these bastards! These kids may be missing out on the treatment they need to survive past college!
German Cannibal Loses Court Appeal
I couldn’t make that up. Not only is this guy a cannibal…he’s German to boot. WTF is in the water over there? Anyway, Armin Meiwes was found guilty in 2004 and retried in 2006 for killing and eating an acquaintance. The Federal Constitutional Court finds no reason to retry his case, a case that has appalled and “fascinated” German citizens (couldn’t make that up either). Oh, and it gets better:
‘”Meiwes had argued that the death in 2001 of Bernd Juergen Brandes should be classified as a mercy killing and maintained that his sentence was disproportionate.
Meiwes has said that Brandes answered his Internet posting seeking a young man for “slaughter and consumption.
He said Brandes wanted to be stabbed to death after drinking a bottle of cold medicine to lose consciousness. Meiwes captured the killing on video.”‘
Meiwes was convicted for manslaughter and sentenced to a whopping 8.5 years in prison. WTF. The court is also considering a retrial for sexual motive as well. Double WTF. I have nothing else to say about this post…
Yeah, so I thought I’d start with the negative and end on a positive note. Well, deep down I was laughing about the cannibal thing….so on a lighter note:
Rush Limbaugh is Retarded October 20, 2008
You know what’s funny about that headline? I came to that conclusion when I was eight. I could never stand this guy. Anyway, former pill addict Rush Limbaugh is red in the neck irked that Colin Powell has jumped on the Obama train, simply because Obama is black. Yeah, here we go again. Do I need to say one more time that I’m sure Colin Powell wouldn’t elect Flavor Flav if he were running for president? Anyway, Limbaugh made the following dumbass comment via email (Courtesy CNN):
Secretary Powell says his endorsement is not about race,” Limbaugh wrote in the e-mail. “OK, fine. I am now researching his past endorsements to see if I can find all the inexperienced, very liberal, white candidates he has endorsed. I’ll let you know what I come up with.”‘
The really funny thing is (if you’ve seen the Powell video below) is that Powell isn’t supporting McCain because he feels McCain’s campaign has gone too far to the right for his own taste. I mean, you even have Karl Rove (shiver) that won’t even support McCain! McCain’s rallies have unfortunately been stirring up the wrong kind of unity lately, and he did after all choose the most unqualified person as his VP. All this bullshit is just rallying up racial tension if you ask me…and I’d hate to see the resulting explosion of that.
Anyracist, Powell ended on the following statement that I think we all should appreciate…
‘”I can’t deny that it will be a historic event for an African-American to become president.
“Should that happen, all Americans should be proud — not just African-Americans, but all Americans — that we have reached this point in our national history where such a thing could happen,” Powell said on NBC’s Meet the Press Sunday. “It will also not only electrify our country, I think it’ll electrify the world.”‘
Also, is Limbaugh supporting McCain because he’s white? You know, since we’re on that level now…
Music Video of the Day October 20, 2008
…because I killed this shit on Rockband 2 last night. Enjoy!
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